Listentome

Eamonn: listentome listentome listentome
Me: listen to me
Eamonn: yeah! Listentome listentome listentome
Me: ok buddy
Eamonn: (starts poking my belly) hippo! Hippo! Hippo! Yay! Hippo!
Me: Stop!
Eamonn: Stop! Stop! Stop! Hahahaha (pokes me some more) hippo! Hippo!

This is a typical conversation lying in my bed.

Eyes!

Eamonn: (repetedly poking me in the eye) Eyes.  Eyes.  Eyes.  Eyes balls.
Me: (squeezing my eyes shut) Yup.  Those are my eyes.
Eamonn: I.  Lub. Eyes Balls. (pretends to pick my eye ball up with his thumb and forefinger and pretends to eat it) Yum yum yummy.  mmm... Eyes balls.